|From:||Dave Hennessey||Electronic:||dave -A- toyhouse.org|
|Subject:||I WILL RIDE MY HUMMER THIS WEEKEND||Date:||Wed May 25 20:46:40 2011|
I WILL RIDE MY HUMMER THIS WEEKEND|
Today's Wednesday, and we've got a long weekend coming up.
Here's the schedule:
THURSDAY: go to the gas station and mix up a 25:1 batch
FRIDAY: Fill the tank, kick her over. Nope? Clean out the float bowl in the carb, and keep kicking. Curse a little.
SATURDAY: Go to the auto parts store, and get a new Champion H-10 spark plug. Kick some more. Curse a lot.
SUNDAY: Tell wife you can't go to church because you've got to get the Hummer running. Check and adjust points. Clean carb again. Check spark plug again.
MONDAY: Remember to turn fuel valve on. Kick again.
Get wife to take picture of your (finally) happy face.
If no wife, ask curious people at local gas station.
TUESDAY: Post picture of happy face on Hummer Exchange
You've got your assignments - now git 'er done!