|From:||Dave Hennessey||Electronic:||dave -A- toyhouse.org|
|Subject:||RE: RE: Facebook - nobody||Date:||Sun Jul 24 00:40:14 2011|
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Friends ..... Friends .... We don't need no stinkin Friends
Tsk, tsk. Of course we need friends. You gotta get with the times. The last Harley big twin to have a kickstarter was in 1967. Lyndon Johnson was president. Gas was 33 cents a gallon. Western Union still delivered telegrams.
People today need friends. Not the kind who would lend you $20 if your car broke down, but, like, the virtual kind.
3,880,916 people "like" Pizza Hut. I don't get it. They charge $10 for a pizza. Plus tax. Plus tip. The Hummer Club charges $0 for our services, but we only got 16 friends. We're doing something wrong.
So next time you post on the Hummer Exchange, stick a $10 bill in your computer's USB ("U Send Bucks") port. Or just go to Facebook and click "like"...
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!