From: | Dave Hennessey | Electronic: | dave -A- toyhouse.org |
Subject: | I WILL RIDE MY HUMMER THIS WEEKEND | Date: | Wed May 25 20:46:40 2011 |
I WILL RIDE MY HUMMER THIS WEEKEND Today's Wednesday, and we've got a long weekend coming up. Here's the schedule: THURSDAY: go to the gas station and mix up a 25:1 batch FRIDAY: Fill the tank, kick her over. Nope? Clean out the float bowl in the carb, and keep kicking. Curse a little. SATURDAY: Go to the auto parts store, and get a new Champion H-10 spark plug. Kick some more. Curse a lot. SUNDAY: Tell wife you can't go to church because you've got to get the Hummer running. Check and adjust points. Clean carb again. Check spark plug again. MONDAY: Remember to turn fuel valve on. Kick again. Get wife to take picture of your (finally) happy face. If no wife, ask curious people at local gas station. TUESDAY: Post picture of happy face on Hummer Exchange You've got your assignments - now git 'er done! Dave Hennessey |