From:Dave Hennessey Electronic:dave -A-
Subject:RE: RE: Facebook - nobody Date:Sun Jul 24 00:40:14 2011
Response to:16127
Friends ..... Friends .... We don't need no stinkin Friends


Tsk, tsk. Of course we need friends. You gotta get with the times. The last Harley big twin to have a kickstarter was in 1967. Lyndon Johnson was president. Gas was 33 cents a gallon. Western Union still delivered telegrams.

People today need friends. Not the kind who would lend you $20 if your car broke down, but, like, the virtual kind.

3,880,916 people "like" Pizza Hut. I don't get it. They charge $10 for a pizza. Plus tax. Plus tip. The Hummer Club charges $0 for our services, but we only got 16 friends. We're doing something wrong.

So next time you post on the Hummer Exchange, stick a $10 bill in your computer's USB ("U Send Bucks") port. Or just go to Facebook and click "like"...


Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!